DISCOVERYyyyyy...it can be of any type...



After coming to this other country I have discovered that....



- i am a master chef....and that when necessity arises i can cook as tasty food as my mom cooks...."as tasty" not as "mom ka banaa khana"....

- i can live without eating for nearly 24 hours...huh!!bchari meeeeee:(

topic change....

did u observe the change of the fotus that appear to the top right corner (wahin ...those 9 fotus)on ur "orkut home page" and when u click that link "profile"....socho socho.....i asked this to one of my "intelligent" friends...and he said...all of them are wearing glasses...specs or gogz....rotfl!!!....actually hes right....most of the snaps are either taken with a "water body" behind...lake or beach or well or that puddle behind the house...or...that tree or those branhes or those swanky cars or bikes...apna or paraaya....;)



its nice to observe those profile pics...:)...haan main baat toh bataaya nahin....keep thinking...why is tht difference and what is common abt the snaps that appear to the RHS of ur profile page...........don read beyond...first observe and cross check whether u got it right.................................................................................................................................................................

that was for u to think.......so wat i observed is (i am CORRECT!)...that all those ppl on RHS belong to the place u belong to.....hahaaaaaaaaaa....bolo("tussi gr8 ho!!!")...ok enuf of crap...but still i am right...



so i mde this part-time job on campus....which like paye me enuf for my survibal...wat is tht i do thr....copying....copying....copying....priniting...printing.....and then copying...and getting mail from 6th floor...gnd floor...sorting tht mail tht come...mailing profs and students to collect their couriers...search and hunt for stationary that ppl need...go to store room and get those cartidges...and update tht sheet abt whts thr in store and wats not....and bind books...and arrange things.....see to it evrything is in place...receive calls...make calls...give paychecks to students...listen to their hazaar quieries...maaaaaaaaaaaaan...i work a lot...i do more than 100 things...i don have a definite job profile but i have to be on my toes...i can be asked push a cart....ransack a room and search for sth.....and then each rof want their Q papers to be in a diff fancy color...pink salmon blue green....wat not...each time u print sth...change the colors...and then u have to make this folder which has 10 dif color papers and pamphltes....all in a particular order...some stapled...some clipped...some back back....maaaaaaaaaaan...u jus have to be patient organised...and PERFECT...all tht i am not...and i hv to eb...hope i don make this a habit;)....and then u cant make a mistake...u getinstant praise for sth tht u do..and an instant scowl for sth u missed...the go chk mail from the outside mailboxes ....6th floor....and the internal mail tht comes...sort them and put them in those 80-90 mail bosex...and in between...ppl come and ask for staplers ...vcatidges....then run to store room and handle some bunches of keys in diff colors...not to forget to lock the cupborads and doors each time behind u.....which i am pathetically bad at...but i am amazed...i did all tht today under the superviosn of a lady....a lzy bum like me doin all tht....can never imagine...

now i understand all the pain tht Facilities ppl undergo in MNCs and Administration ppl in huge univ like this...we never cared abt these...never knew how much effort had to be put in for jus to see tht things are in place....empty the shredders...and organise the newspapers..magazines..post the notices...see to it all those PAPER munching machines have enuf to much...i take out some 20 reams of paper and all of them vansh by the end of the day...SHOCKING tht after so much material is posted ol...a particular dept in a univ consumes so much of paper...DEFORESTATION.....and paper is brutally shredded if the copies are made on a diff color papaer...wat a waste.......uffffff.....so al tht u get coming to other country and doing tht mundane job and maintaining a home with 3 more ppl like is....how to clean the house...kitchen...wash utensils...cook for urself and others....maintain ur time between tht job and numerous assignments...lose all tht EGO tht u have tht u worked for tht MNC for 6 figure salary backhome...and mercilessly giving orders to ppl arnd u and family for everything tht u r suposd to be doin.....its all EXPERIENCE...in the end.....

i know this post makes no sense...but i jus nneded to vent out all tht i had on mind after tht busy and uselss day....

On the other side of the home....

I shud say...lifes same...u xpect to see a world of change but wat u see is tht their skin color is diff and their hair color is diff ...their attire is different....but the nature is the same...houses are the same...nothing really surprised me wen i came here to the otherside of my home...yeah its right behind us...this place called Tempe in Arizona in the U S of A...I am xactly 11:30 hours behind IST...the way these ppl do things is diff...they are more organised...the roads are neater...theres absolutely no dust...no pollution...no litter...and no NOISE...this is wat i seriously miss...i know i crib abt the chaos and confusion i see all arnd wen i travel back home...but thts wat i miss here and long for...tht used to get on my nerves sometimes...but still it adds to the spice of life thr....Service is the best here...i mean ask anyone for anything...they will be more than willing to help u...and they xplain things as if they are xpalining to small kids...very clearly...and they make suree u understood....and if they cant be of any help...they will make sure that they find out from some1 else and let u know...not like our baabus in govt. ofc...."yahaan nahin"..."pataan nahin"...."aagey jaake bas left lelo" types...this kinda nature is inherent in them...the ppl arnd here...they are very vocal abt their thoughts....they spk a looooooooooot....and greet u as if they have known u for years.....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeyyyyyy....how u doiiiiiiing??....how can i help u with such a broad smile tht u will be taken aback...we are not used to such a response from an absolute stranger.....its all superficial newyz...i mean its jus part of their job....nothing wrong in it....they acknowledge ur presence and make sure tht ur need is adressed and queries are answered....lifes really comfortable...here...first of all...hardly any population...i mean density of population is so less....khaali roads khaali land....we wud have constructed 10 16-floor apartments in the space that they use for parking-lot in front of a supermarket here...LIFE like ....parathas is ready made...vegetables are washed...cut and available in frozen form...theres lot of discipline among ppl...whether it is being on time.....whether it is standing in queues or waiting near signals...or driving on the road...anything for tht matter....evry1 leads a organised and disciplined life here....they mean wat they say and live up to it...and expect the same from u too..loadsa professionalism..even in a place like a canteen in college.....kudos to administration here for maintaining evrything so neatly....ofcourse it easier to maintain the place when theres lotsa money...and when thr r less ppl..and when thr is less crime and corruption...many ppl who live abroad talk abt it ...crib abt it...and make this an xcuse for settling down here...but very few really do something more than cribbing....all my observations are well-known...even i heard it from many frends...but its diff to be seeing and experiencing it....wud want to and love to bring in similar change back home...wht u wud need is bunch of proactive individuals and lil discipline from ppl...yeah its like expecting a ideal situation...buts its doable....wat else...i can just say...lifes easy here...with no traffic jams and no confusion arnd...but wht if u r used to it..and miss tht...and MISS HOME!!!