What's in a Title???-II

it continues here....

i dunno it again happened in the railway station....it was in 2005 august i guess...my dear frend was leaving to bhubhaneshwar for her first job ka training n i wanted to c her off...but got stuck up vth some work in the office n thot i wud not be able to make it...but something hpnd tht i cud leave early...came running to the mmts station....boarded the local train...very few ppl use the local train in hyd.... happily came to the secbad station but alas...her train jus left...slowly i started climbing stairs to reach platform no:1...tadaaaaaaaa....whrz my train ticket...shit man...i forgot to take the ticket while boarding the train...HOW COULD I????WHAT NOW???

theres a way outta every problem...jus tht it shud strike u at the rite moment...it striked too...i cud happily escape from the ticket collector if i take peeche ka rasta...tht is the exit from platform no: 12...but i was already near platform no:2...me dumbass....felt lazy walking bk to platform no:12....took the risk of coming to the 1st platform entrance vthout a ticket....wanted to escape vth the crowd.....wen i came near the entrance i saw a ticket collector standing near the entrance....i cud still take the peeche ka rasta...but i had too much" guts" to take the risk....wanted to casually walk out....but the BIG TUMMY stopped me...demanded for the ticket....me like a innocent lamb started fumbling for the ticket in my bag n wallet made a sad face n said tht by mistake i threw the ticket after buying it....thot he wud buy my statement...n lemme go....but NO....
he sent me to the BIGGER TUMMY may be a senior officer...looked like it was a special team doing the checking....
i always thot TUMMY is directly proportional the position they hold...atleast among govt employees(again NO OFFENCE MEANT;)....the BIGGER TUMMY looked vth no pity...looked at me as a regular one...who dinnot buy a ticket.....then i started the "natak".....actually vth an element of truth....
blamed my negligence....said tht i bought the local train ka ticket but by mistake threw it while travelling or walking...showed my comapny ID card n persuaded him n was trying to convince him...he started "jhadofying" a lecture....as how ppl come vth these flimsy excuses....n how careful we shud be...n wat can happen if i am caught how much fine one wud hv to shell out if caught...n tht i can even be taken into custody....but my conscience tol me...tht the battle was nearly won...he wud lemme go after this....i was obediently nodding my head....then "suddenly something happened".....

some guy calls me frm behind..."oye Anupama....heres ur platform ticket...u left it vth us...whr were u loitering??".....it took a moment to recognise tht person...he was tht frends frend whom i had met some month ago...in tht frends sis's marriage.....was not even sure abt his name.....
he gave a diff turn to the whole drama...n started his narration...."actually sir...we all came to c off our frend...n she forgot her platform ticket vth us...sory...chalo Anupama"....til now i was weaving a story tht i lost my local train ticket n this person says tht he has my platform tiket....the BIGGER TUMMY stared at both of us vth contempt n anger.....

i dinno wat to do....tht frend dinnot understand wat was happening he safely assumed tht i forgot to buy my platform ticket...tried to save me frm tht man.....i tried mixing up both the stories...now by saying tht i had come to c off my frend who was leaving to bhubhaneshwar and askd these ppl to buy me a ticket.....n some misunderstanding hpnd....etc etc..."

but i knew....he was no way convinced vth wat i was saying...he was like.." u both r trying to be oversmart vth me...making me listen to ur silly stupid stories...this lady jus says tht she lost her local train ticket...u gentleman come n say tht she was vth u ppl n she left her platform ticket vth u...wat do u think i am...fool or something...(shit man!!!...i was nearly in a trouble now...din want to drag tht frend who tried to help me...)..." it was high time....tried being lil honest said vth a strong tone to let go my frend...n said he was jus trying to get me outta trouble...n if he wanted to take some action let it be me....but BIGGER TUMMY turned out to be a generous man....we both apologised...n he let us know...wat cud be the consequences if he really wanted to take some action against us....all this coz i forgot to take a Rs.4 ka ticket...he let us go...we again apologised to him n said a BIG THANKS.....

i was feeling really guilty for all tht...very sweet of tht frend to come to my rescue...he was being very practical then..thinking tht i came to c my frend off n forgot to buy the platform ticket...who on earth wud think tht i was travelling by local train.....but on the other side...feeling victorious...won yet another battle....n yes!!!!BROKE A RULE....its not being sadistic but it gives a kick frm inside wen u brk a rule n don face the consequences......kya karoon....
"main bas...aisi hi hoon;)!!!"

TRESSPASSERS are welcome.....but i am here not to showcase my language skills or pass any message...jus here to pen down my random thoughts and feelings....if interested read on....

...this is my 3rd... probably successful attempt to create my blog..always "kuch" ho jaata hain aur...n my post jus vanishes...-and

hmm.."i am a nobody on this planet and ...nobody is perfect"....matlab(in hindi)...i am perfect...u thought i wud say this.....GPJ na...ghisa-phita joke na....
magar i am different...i belong to total "imperfect" species.....who never ceases to make mistakes always making a promise to learn frm it...only to brk the promise again....nahin samjhe????
these are the account of my "kartootey"....

the title comes after the narration.......
hope no railway employee bumps into this page....agar aa bhi gaya tho....."pakad sako tho pakad lo[;)]"
tht was one of those journeys bk frm delhi to hyderabad.....typical one...blew all the "dosh" i had on the sarojini market ka maal.....jus left vth 100+ rupiah......as usual few of my wingies were late n poor me had to carry half the luggage.....ap xpress aa gaya...most of my wingies left...bye-bye hone ke baad....hamaari baari aayi.....after my parents shifted to this place vinukonda...i started taking gt xpress.....hamaara train bhi aa gaya tha....n our coach was s8......i gave the tickets to deepu to chk out the seat no:s......she comes runing bk vth a confused xpression....."our names are missing"...howz tht possible.....i made her sit near luggage n ran to tht bogie to prove deepu wrong tht she chk a wrong compartments passengers list....if not found i was all set to fight vth the authorities...how cud they make such a blunder....n to my horror...deepu was absolutely right......our names were missing........good gawd.....ab kya hoga...jus 20 mins left for the train to leave...i ran bk to deepthi wearing a frustrated xpression.."how on earth...."then dimag mein ek bathi chali...simultaneously in our brains........both us got the same doubt at the same time......we immediately chkd it...n "YES" we were right.......i got the wrong tickets......"oh my"...how cud i do tht....how cud i risk our lives.....ab kya karen......
actually wen we come bk in dec frm pilani we book to n fro ka tickets...."fro" ka we had it..."to" ka i safely lockd those in my drawer........deepu wanted to kill me i guess....i wanted to put my head under those wheels...how cud i...after deepu specifically reminded me abt the tickets.....
but "hum haar nahin maanthey"...for a moment we thot...we will xplain the situation to the authorities.....pay the fine...n go by the rules....BUT.....mere paas sirf 100+ n deepu ke paas bhi aisa hi kuch....ab kya karen.........only 10 min left...we had to make a decision it was nearly 6:40....pm
then we dcided we will board the train.....whoeva said brain works at double the speed during crisis situations...is real true.....i saw a frend n tol him...first he was at loss of words...."he wanted to say..."how foolish"...but he better not say tht.....newyz...i had a plan but had to confirm if tht wud work out......
if i board the train n sit somewhr....n leave my seats vacant....wht wil happen???tc wil think tht those ppl dinnot board n cancel those tickets...we both thot we had to manage this by jumping bogies...i guess some 2-3 bogies has a single tc...also those frends we knew in a bogie came vth their two sisters...so if we cud somehow send those ppl elsewhr n confirmd our seats thr....a major prob cud b evaded......hmm we put this into action.....those gals sitting elsewhr said tht thay already showd their tickets in their bogie.....the first barricade was crossed....now during the nite....fortunately one of the seats was vacant....we both somehow slept in a SINGLE seat....it being winter twas not so tuff....then in th middle of the nite some1 wakes up my fren...n asks "whrz ur seat...why r u sleeping here"....kya huan ki....some passenegr was suposd to take this seat in agra.....in the middle of the sleep she dinno wat to do...she woke me up.....again i made up another story......thank god this was another ticket collector......."actually sir....our seats are to the other side of pantry car...n we had come here to meet our frens...(after 9 or 10 pantry car is closed n ppl cant go the other end bogies vthout getting down)...so like a poor lil trapped gal i tol him this n he askd us to vacate tht place....bloody it was biting cold 2am in the morn or something"....at cud we do....we woke some other generous fren of ours...who sacrificed his sleep n place to let us sit n doze for the rest of the morning or nite......such was the eventful...TICKETLESS JOURNEY IN AN INDIAN TRAIN........tht was mid-december2004......

to be continued.....